Looks like it has some potential - see the MiB II trailer here

"Better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
(some song)

Letting emotions go clouds judgement for a moment, but holding them in clouds it always.
(don't know where this comes from)

"You can do whatever you want, as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."
- an Edwardian quip (whose implications were not fully appreciated when it was first uttered)

"These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others...."
Groucho Marx

I involve myself in too much stuff. Sometimes I ask myself if I'm missing out on actual "living" because of all this involvement... but then I realize that this involvement is what makes me feel alive.

I'm waiting for the day when I'll travel to a country and not be considered a foreigner. Then again, when that day comes, I'll probably be shaking with incomprehension.

The bitter truth about fast food.

Sometimes, what is really going on is only revealed by the gaze of others.

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. (I don't know where this comes from)

"No matter how good you think you are as an individual, you are not."
- Robert Swan, OBE

"It's not cheating. It's getting the grade you deserve if you did the work."
- A certain ex-neighbor of mine

The only 15 letter word (in English) that can be spelled without repeating any letters is "uncopyrightable."

"Let me try to explain. I'm kind of hyper, in case you hadn't noticed yet, and I have to have something to do otherwise I'm gonna jerk off five times a day."
- Christopher Doyle, Hong Kong cinema's most in-demand director of photography (he's Wong Kar-Wai's cameraman).

A Blaxploitation film? See the trailer to "Undercover Brother" here

I just want time to stop. I'm heading towards some not-so-good things. I'm not dying to get out of here. I'd be more than content if things were like this for a long time.

Is there always a purpose behind why people do things?

This Visa ad is kinda old, but it's pretty neat. It's with Zhang Ziyi. Enjoy it here

[Scene: guy and girl on a bed, making out]

Girl: Does it annoy you that my hair keeps getting in your mouth?
Guy: Yeah, we should do something about it.
Girl: Like what?
Guy: How about wear a shower cap?
Girl: That's not sexy.
Guy: How about a leopard print one?

Don't apply a band aid to a festering wound that will only heal with deeper cleaning and some carefully placed sutures.

Recent idea:

Americans writing cover letters for jobs are like tacky prostitutes. They feel they have to flash their wares and tug on sleeves to get the customer. There is something very wrong with the world if people become clients only after being on the receiving end of that kind of behaviour.
What happened to modesty and subtlety?

Every second, about 6 Smirnoff bottles are sold (around the world).

According to Time Magazine, only 5% of Hong Kong males consider themselves "sexy"