I'm fortunate to have had 27 years with my grandmother.

"Infants have their infancy; adults, adultery"

- David P. Barash, professor of psychology at the University of Washington in Seattle, author of "The Myth of Monogamy"

"I want you to attend my funeral."

- strangest compliment

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: No guts.

"You're definitely the most social/outgoing introvert I've ever met. And you have way more friends than any other introvert I know."

- KM