Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

- T.S. Eliot

Strangers are usually made magnificent with your imagination, it's after two years with them that they have more fact than fiction.

- Friend

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

- Abraham Maslow

The fear of heights sometimes involves the urge to throw yourself over the edge.

If your problem has a solution then... why worry about it?
If your problem doesn't have solution then...why worry about it?

- Chinese Proverb

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.

- Aldous Huxley

"What is the F-Bomb? I've been in the [Belgian] Navy for many years, but I haven't heard about that bomb."

- KD

US tax laws and requirements are way too complicated for their own good.

The instructions for how to fill out the New York State tax return form is 100 pages!

If you don't believe me, here it is -
http://www.tax.state.ny.us/pdf/2008/inc/it150_201i_2008.pdf